Meet man’s new best friend.

Dick Polish Masturbation Cream is formulated for longevity. Designed to “melt” at body temperature, Dick Polish will leave you slick and shiny. Whether you’re edging, gooning or enjoying some well-deserved “me” time, Dick Polish will always be your loyal companion.

Dick Polish is an oil-based cream and is not compatible with condoms.

Ingredients : Petrolatum, Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum, Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Paraffin, Stearic Acid, Microcrystalline Wax, Tocopheryl Acetate, Canola Oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Tocopheral, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.